Below is the very first episode of Distributed Failure for E3 2009! This episode is all about the Microsoft press conference and clocks in at slightly over 30 minutes. We discuss it all, from the announcements of Left 4 Dead 2 and Crackdown 2, all the way to a bunch of crap about Facebook and Twitter. We hope you enjoy our extra special, tiny edition of Distributed Failure and look forward to another episode tomorrow! Cheers.