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Tuesday
Feb102009

Nanerpus

What is a "Nanerpus"? ...I've seen the video and I still don't know, but I do believe I've received some partial brain damage. I really don't have much to say right now. I just wanted to let everyone know that we will be recording a new episode of Distributed Failure tonight and it shall be awesome! Look for it either tonight, or tomorrow morning.

Nanerpus comes with more sausage.

P.S. Don't forget to donate anything if you have anything...

 

Friday
Feb062009

DF Special: The Early Years


I decided to put together a special podcast of a bunch of crappy clips from the first 5 episodes of Distributed Failure. I thought it could be fun until I started listening to episode 1. I quickly remembered how awful the show used to be and decided to put little effort into this "special edition". I just want to apologize in advance for poop you're about to hear...this isn't even Gus Yoo quality poo! I hope you find some way to enjoy this episode and remember that we'll be back next week with a brand new show!

DF Special: The Early Years

More crap/awesomeness comes with more sausage...

This is essentially the quality of this "special" podcast. You can either go through the trouble of listening to the crappy podcast, or watching this crappy video. The choice is entirely up to you.

 

Thursday
Feb052009

No New DF This Week

The key word in that title would be "New". There will be no new episode this week due to some technical failings, but I decided to create something special for all you "fans". I think that the technical debacle that killed this week's show is actually something good. I am now going to put together a little special podcast featuring clips from the first five episodes. You'll get to see how far we've come and how the cast has changed (and not changed) from the very first episode.

This special edition of Distributed Failure will likely be up for your listening pleasure this Friday, February 6th. Keep in mind that these are the early shows and the sound quality may not always be "ideal", but even crappy audio can't stop the sausage from coming through! I am also planning on an attempt to raise a little money for the charity Child's Play, but I'm not expecting much. If you would like to help in my feeble cause, email me, or click the donate button to your left. All donations in the month of February will be going towards Child's Play.

Another lovely video can be found by going after some more sausage...

This is what Gus Yoo (the same one who likes to poo) likes to do in his spare time...when he's not on the prowl for Canadian Cougars.

 

Wednesday
Feb042009

Red Dead Revolver is Still Alive


Red Dead Redemption is now officially getting a sequel and it shall be called: Red Dead Redemption. While I didn't find the original to be a great game, I still found it enjoyable and it definitely had potential.

Details on Red Dead Revolver are slim right now, but it is slated for release in late 2009. It will be an open-world game, rather than being mission-based like the original. It will also be using the RAGE engine, the same engine that powered GTAIV. Besides those few nuggets, there really isn't much to say, but I expect to hear more details in the coming months.

I really hope this game turns out to be great and that it sells rather well (we need more Westerns dammit!). Maybe this will help raise interest in a possible Gun sequel. That game may have had some issues, but it was a pretty damn good game overall.

...Below is a clip from the best Western series to ever grace TV! Hopefully Rockstar is paying attention.

 

Tuesday
Feb032009

Guesting on a Fellow Podcast

If Distributed Failure isn't enough Kush for your weekly fix, you may want to listen to this week's episode of Bomb Should Have a Face. I did my best to mention "vaginas" and "69" as much as possible...I hope I made you proud! There is video game discussion going on as well, but I couldn't help but think about vaginas for the entire episode. Be warned: This episode is not for virgin ears...probably not for virgin vaginas either.

I'm sorry.

If you want more, just click for more sausage.