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Saturday
Oct172009

XBL Indies: A-Maze!-ING Review

The game may be called A-Maze!-ING, but it's anything but amazing.

A-Maze!-ING is all about getting to the top of the screen, without getting hit by an enemy, before time is up. It’s simple enough, but it soon becomes extremely frustrating and more annoying than fun, leaving you with little reason to actually play the game.

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Saturday
Oct172009

iPhone: Seduce a SuicideGirl Review

 Question: Why are they called "Suicide Girls" when they never commit suicide?

I can’t say that I’m familiar with the entire “Suicide Girl” universe, but that’s not needed to find enjoyment from this choose your own adventure-esque game. Seduce a Suicide Girl has you working your way to a “sexy, 17+ make-out session with her (Zoli Suicide)”, but don’t expect anything too risqué.

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Friday
Oct162009

XBL Indies: Gallery: World Cities Review

I'm sorry...that's all I can really say.

Take everything from my review of Gallery: Landscapes, replace any reference of landscapes with world cities, and then you’ve got my review of Gallery: World Cities. It’s essentially the same screensaver with brand new pictures. Hurray!

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Friday
Oct162009

iPhone: Solitaire Premium Review

 It's solitaire and it works, what more do you need?

Solitaire Premium is a great solitaire game with responsive controls and nice animations. The app store is littered with dozens of different solitaire games and it may be hard to find the right one, but Solitaire Premium is a great version of the familiar card game.

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Thursday
Oct152009

XBL Indies: Gallery: Landscapes Review

I really don't know what to say anymore...

I really don’t know what to say at this point. Gallery: Landscapes is yet another crappy screensaver/slideshow available on the Xbox LIVE Indie Game marketplace. At an attempt to be positive, I can say that this is better than Beer Screensaver, but that’s not saying much.

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