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Find Jesus For Free...On Your iPad (Your iPhone Too)

Do you want to find Jesus? Who the hell doesn't?! Well, for a limited time, you can find Jesus all up in your iOS device for free! That's right folks, Where's Jesus and its HD counterpart will cost you nothing at this very moment and I can think of no time more appropriate for a "Hallelujah" than right now. Let us all pray for good luck in finding Jesus and all his friends—like Mary, Moses, and The Sheep, because The Sheep are just as important as Jesus. If I've offended you, just sit back and relish in the belief that I'm going to hell. And if my words aren't enough, just read Jordaann's review from iTunes: "Not religious but my grandma will be stoked that I found Jesus. Very Good."

Where's Jesus / HD

Reader Comments (2)

Is it wrong I hope that there is a Prison level? I mean I hear a lot of guys find Jesus there...
April 18, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterOnyxPrimal
Absolutely not. There should also be levels based around finding Jesus on the dirty supports of a highway underpass and inside a crappy restaurant on a piece of French toast, and maybe even a potato chip factory where one chip somehow looks just like Jesus.
April 19, 2012 | Registered CommenterMarc Kusnierz

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