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Saturday
Mar202010

Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond (XBLA) Review

Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond is the game we wanted from Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard. Eat Lead was not a terrible game – the writing could be quite funny – but it never lived up to its potential [it had Doogie Howser, Doogie!]. Blood Bath and Beyond tops the first game on all levels with its consistently funny writing and the fact it is actually fun to play.

Blood Bath and Beyond is a side-scrolling shooter in the same vein as games like Contra and Metal Slug. The gameplay is fun and controls well, but you won’t see anything you haven’t seen before, i.e. 4-D gaming or smell-o-vision. It can be just as frustrating and challenging, but rewarding and fun at the same time. This has a lot to do with the three difficultly levels: Wussy, Damn This is Hard, and Fuck This Shit!. Anyone can beat the game on Wussy, but those looking for personal castration; Fuck This Shit! [rated M for Mature] will be right up your alley.

The real charm of Blood Bath and Beyond comes from the writing and referential humor. “Right. Well, former-me. I guess this is where we part ways. Take care. Oh…one thing. When you make your next-gen debut, get a few extra months of development time. Those reviews are gonna be harsh.” Quotes like this make Blood Bath and Beyond an absolute delight and the game design matches the writing; levels and characters will openly make reference to such games as BioShock, Team Fortress 2, Super Mario Bros., and Pokémon [yes, Pokémon].

There are points that can be frustrating even on Wussy, but those few moments never take away from the experience and you can always bring a friend along if you need some extra help; the game features offline co-op, but sadly no online play. Fans of side-scrolling shooters will have a blast with Blood Bath and Beyond and the game is easily worth the $15 price tag; there is plenty of fun [and collectibles] to be found in replaying levels. I will end on a very important note: the demo level is by far the worst level in the entire game, so don’t judge the game solely on that level.

P.S. The ending is awesome. In the words of bowtie-wearing pig, “That’s all folks!”

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Reader Comments (53)

Imagine Matt Hazard Babyz.
March 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAlex Rubens
I want a Matt Hazard FPS. With Wolfenstien 3d graphics.
March 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterGweedyJ
Lego Matt Hazard
March 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMatt
Refreshing review! And thanks for giving us the contest
March 22, 2010 | Unregistered Commentercarrier
Matt Hazard Golf Open - it's not really a Matt Hazard game. It's just regular golf and he only appears on the "Press Start" screen and the "Game Over" screen. Other than that, it's just overhead shots of the green.
March 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSonic9jct
Nice review! Every game should reference Pokemon IMO
March 22, 2010 | Unregistered Commentera wet napkin
Tales of Matt Hazerd:
When Matt Hazerd returned too hazard land. he meets a great darkness named Le'Chuckels.And he will need too use items whit other items too kill the Chuckelheads. In the first of the 5 episodes named "Launch of the Chewing Chewbacca" you will have too use items, find invisible walls, and get power ups out of boxes. Pre-order today and get a free Hazmatt Power Bar.
March 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMax Antrax
Matt Hazard: Happy Hair Katamari

Roll Matt's shiny smooth head around poorly-kept game development studios, picking up as many pixelated hairs as you can along the way. Complete with quirky J-jazz music and Peter Moore as the "King of the Balding Cosmos".
March 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTristan
Matt Hazard Xtreme Volleyball, Matt + Bikini = Pixelated Sausage Fest
March 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterPilestheMutt
Guitar Hero: Matt Hazard

It doesn't make sense, but anything that has to due with Activision rarely does.
March 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAndami

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