The Smurfs - Mission Vileaf - A Smurfingly Smurf Urf of Smurfy Smurfsmortions! | Attack the Smurflog

This smurf of Attack the Smurflog is all about The Smurfs - Mission Vileaf, a 3D platformer with vibrant, colorful smurf, pacing that keeps things feeling smurfy throughout, and a smurf that feels good, which, let’s be honest, is the most important smurf of all. But don't just take my smurf for it, give this smurf a smurf or smurf and I'm sure you'll smurf exactly what I'm smurfing about...

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Ayre and the Crystal Comet and Blade of Darkness | The Pixelated Sausage Show

This episode would have been better off being called, "That Halo Show Sure Does Suck, Am I Right?" 'cause that Halo show sure does suck, am I right? In addition to beating that dead warthog against the wall, Marc also talks about their last attempt to watch Lost and, keeping in line with the Halo talk, what Xbox property they'd most want to see get the movie and/or show treatment. After all that extended nonsense in finally out of the way, they get on to what they've been playing with open-world I don't know what game Ayre and the Crystal Comet and the action-adventure Blade of Darkness. Anyway and as always, thank you for watching or listening, I hope you enjoy this here episode, and I hope you have a wonderful wonderful rest of your day. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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Inkulinati, Doomed to Hell, and Volley Pals | The Pixelated Sausage Show

Remember those commercials with the frying pan and the eggs and the, "This is your brain on drugs?" Well, this episode is like that, except this is what happens when Marc tries new things at the last minute. What do I mean? Just listen and you'll understand soon enough. That said, after a bunch of nonsense to start things off, Marc hits a few games, including quirky strategy game Inkulinati, twin-stick shooter Doomed to Hell, and the incredibly simplistic volley ball game Volley Pals. Anyway and as always, thank you for watching or listening, I hope you enjoy this here episode, and I hope you have a wonderful wonderful rest of your day. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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Fashion Police Squad, Hyper-5, and 9 Years of Shadows | The Pixelated Sausage Show

Marc starts things off this episode with some recent YouTube discoveries and a streaming update, including where they'll be streaming permanently from this point on; though, the frequency of said streaming is still unknown. After that, they hit what they've been playing with fashion-themed FPS Fashion Police Squad, horizontal-scrolling shmup Hyper-5, and the beautiful Metroidvania 9 Years of Shadow. Anyway and as always, thank you for watching or listening, I hope you enjoy this here episode, and I hope you have a wonderful wonderful rest of your day. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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The Library of Babel and Supplice | The Pixelated Sausage Show

Marc starts things off this episode with some general life nonsense and rumors of a new PlayStation handheld and a Persona 3 Remake. After that, they hit what they've been playing with stealth platformer The Library of Babel and 90s-inspired retro-FPS Supplice. Anyway and as always, thank you for watching or listening, I hope you enjoy this here episode, and I hope you have a wonderful wonderful rest of your day. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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I Don't Know What to Say: A NERF Legends (Kind of) Review | Attack the Backlog

I wish I suffered from memory loss so I could forget ever playing NERF Legends; however, I'm at a loss for words instead. I honestly don't know what to say. NERF Legends is bad. It's not kind of bad, or, "so bad it's good," bad, it's just bad-bad. Without a single redeeming quality, NERF Legends is indeed a thing of legends as it will forever be one of the worst games I've ever played for Attack the Backlog. Don't believe me? Well, I won't stop you from playing the game yourself, just don't come crying back to me as if my warnings are merely make-believe.

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Pirates Outlaws, Risen, and RunBean Galactic | The Pixelated Sausage Show

Marc celebrates their father's birthday this episode with some cold hard truths before revealing a recent discovery that has them feeling a mixture of happy, annoyed, and overwhelmingly embarrassed--what, oh what, could it be? (I guess you'll just have to listen to find out) Once that roller coaster of emotions calls it a day, Marc says, "Hey," with a handful of games and a smattering of yays, including Pirates Outlaws, Risen, and RunBean Galactic. Anyway and as always, thank you for watching or listening, I hope you enjoy this here episode, and I hope you have a wonderful wonderful rest of your day. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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Curse of the Sea Rats And More Review Chats | The Pixelated Sausage Show

Marc changes things up this episode with a slightly different order than usual. While they start with the usual nonsense, some news, and yet another review-related question, instead of following that up with what they've been watching, they hit what they've been playing instead, diving deep into the treacherous waters of Curse of the Sea Rats. Once the curse is lifted, they talk about Star Trek: Enterprise for the last time before calling it an episode. Anyway and as always, thank you for watching or listening, I hope you enjoy this here episode, and I hope you have a wonderful wonderful rest of your day. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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Mayhem in Single Valley and Saga of Sins | The Pixelated Sausage Show

Marc continues with the questions this episode, keeping it review-related as they ask you (yes, you) if you think a reviewer needs to finish a game in order to review it. After that, they hit a bit of what they've been watching and playing, including Mayhem in Single Valley Saga of Sins, and, of course, more Star Trek: Enterprise. Anyway and as always, thank you for watching or listening, I hope you enjoy this here episode, and I hope you have a wonderful wonderful rest of your day. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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Diablo IV Beta and The Uncomfortable Horniness of Star Trek: Enterprise | The Pixelated Sausage Show

Marc changes things up this episode with a bit of what they've been playing at the top of the show, focusing on their time with the Diablo IV beta--surprise, surprise, Diablo IV is, in fact, Diablo More. After that, they talk about Star Trek: Enterprise--both its general horniness and gross oversexualization of one character in particular--before switching things up yet again by asking a question of the listener instead of answering a question themselves. Anyway and as always, thank you for watching or listening, I hope you enjoy this here episode, and I hope you have a wonderful wonderful rest of your day. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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