Project Nightmares Case 36: Henrietta Kedward and Beacon Pines | The Pixelated Sausage Show

This episode hurts. It hurts because this is the second attempt at recording after a failed first attempt, a first attempt that just so happened to maybe be one of the best episodes recorded to date. That said, this episode still managed to turn out alright (I think), while also being (maybe) the longest episode to date, featuring more Star Wars and MCU hate, in addition to a smidgen of what I played, including the jump scare-heavy Project Nightmares Case 36: Henrietta Kedward and the absolutely delightful Beacon Pines. Anyway and as always, thank you for watching or listening, I hope you enjoy this here episode, and I hope you have a wonderful wonderful rest of your day. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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The Last Case of Benedict Fox and Road 96: Mile 0 | The Pixelated Sausage Show

Marc starts things off this episode talking about talking about video games before talking about video games. Confused? That makes two of us. Don't worry, though, 'cause listening to the show will only make things worse. After all the talking about talking is over, Marc finally gets on to what they've been playing, including the mysterious Lovecraftian Metroidvania, The Last Case of Benedict Fox, and the mini-game-infused adventure that is Road 96: Mile 0. Anyway and as always, thank you for watching or listening, I hope you enjoy this here episode, and I hope you have a wonderful wonderful rest of your day. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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Troublemaker and Coffee Talk Episode 2: Hibiscus & Butterfly | The Pixelated Sausage Show

Marc loses their mind this episode talking about what they've been watching for almost 30 minutes, including a show so bad it made them retroactively appreciate the Halo show for at least just being a bad Halo show and not a bad-bad show. After they're done comparing shows to various baskets of undesirables, they hit what they've been playing with 3D beat 'em up Troublemaker and the dialogue-heavy, coffee-making Coffee Talk Episode 2: Hibiscus & Butterfly. Anyway and as always, thank you for watching or listening, I hope you enjoy this here episode, and I hope you have a wonderful wonderful rest of your day. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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The Smurfs - Mission Vileaf - A Smurfingly Smurf Urf of Smurfy Smurfsmortions! | Attack the Smurflog

This smurf of Attack the Smurflog is all about The Smurfs - Mission Vileaf, a 3D platformer with vibrant, colorful smurf, pacing that keeps things feeling smurfy throughout, and a smurf that feels good, which, let’s be honest, is the most important smurf of all. But don't just take my smurf for it, give this smurf a smurf or smurf and I'm sure you'll smurf exactly what I'm smurfing about...

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Ayre and the Crystal Comet and Blade of Darkness | The Pixelated Sausage Show

This episode would have been better off being called, "That Halo Show Sure Does Suck, Am I Right?" 'cause that Halo show sure does suck, am I right? In addition to beating that dead warthog against the wall, Marc also talks about their last attempt to watch Lost and, keeping in line with the Halo talk, what Xbox property they'd most want to see get the movie and/or show treatment. After all that extended nonsense in finally out of the way, they get on to what they've been playing with open-world I don't know what game Ayre and the Crystal Comet and the action-adventure Blade of Darkness. Anyway and as always, thank you for watching or listening, I hope you enjoy this here episode, and I hope you have a wonderful wonderful rest of your day. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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Inkulinati, Doomed to Hell, and Volley Pals | The Pixelated Sausage Show

Remember those commercials with the frying pan and the eggs and the, "This is your brain on drugs?" Well, this episode is like that, except this is what happens when Marc tries new things at the last minute. What do I mean? Just listen and you'll understand soon enough. That said, after a bunch of nonsense to start things off, Marc hits a few games, including quirky strategy game Inkulinati, twin-stick shooter Doomed to Hell, and the incredibly simplistic volley ball game Volley Pals. Anyway and as always, thank you for watching or listening, I hope you enjoy this here episode, and I hope you have a wonderful wonderful rest of your day. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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Fashion Police Squad, Hyper-5, and 9 Years of Shadows | The Pixelated Sausage Show

Marc starts things off this episode with some recent YouTube discoveries and a streaming update, including where they'll be streaming permanently from this point on; though, the frequency of said streaming is still unknown. After that, they hit what they've been playing with fashion-themed FPS Fashion Police Squad, horizontal-scrolling shmup Hyper-5, and the beautiful Metroidvania 9 Years of Shadow. Anyway and as always, thank you for watching or listening, I hope you enjoy this here episode, and I hope you have a wonderful wonderful rest of your day. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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The Library of Babel and Supplice | The Pixelated Sausage Show

Marc starts things off this episode with some general life nonsense and rumors of a new PlayStation handheld and a Persona 3 Remake. After that, they hit what they've been playing with stealth platformer The Library of Babel and 90s-inspired retro-FPS Supplice. Anyway and as always, thank you for watching or listening, I hope you enjoy this here episode, and I hope you have a wonderful wonderful rest of your day. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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I Don't Know What to Say: A NERF Legends (Kind of) Review | Attack the Backlog

I wish I suffered from memory loss so I could forget ever playing NERF Legends; however, I'm at a loss for words instead. I honestly don't know what to say. NERF Legends is bad. It's not kind of bad, or, "so bad it's good," bad, it's just bad-bad. Without a single redeeming quality, NERF Legends is indeed a thing of legends as it will forever be one of the worst games I've ever played for Attack the Backlog. Don't believe me? Well, I won't stop you from playing the game yourself, just don't come crying back to me as if my warnings are merely make-believe.

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Pirates Outlaws, Risen, and RunBean Galactic | The Pixelated Sausage Show

Marc celebrates their father's birthday this episode with some cold hard truths before revealing a recent discovery that has them feeling a mixture of happy, annoyed, and overwhelmingly embarrassed--what, oh what, could it be? (I guess you'll just have to listen to find out) Once that roller coaster of emotions calls it a day, Marc says, "Hey," with a handful of games and a smattering of yays, including Pirates Outlaws, Risen, and RunBean Galactic. Anyway and as always, thank you for watching or listening, I hope you enjoy this here episode, and I hope you have a wonderful wonderful rest of your day. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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