Max Payne Still Fills Me With Max Yays, Even to This Day | Second Runs

Hello everyone. This is Second Runs, the series where I, Marc Kusnierz, revisits games I played and loved in the past to see if I still love them today. Will I learn something new, confirm something old, or quickly realize this was all a mistake as I slowly destroy what little bit of nostalgia I have left in this world. No matter the outcome, I’ve accepted the risks and will continue my journey through the opposite of a backlog until I’ve destroyed my soul all in the pursuit of content creation. And on that note, the content created right here and right now is for none other than Max Payne, the game Marky Mark probably never played before taking on the role of the titular character in what is still one of the worst video game adaptations to date. Now, some 21 years later, I’ve finally revisited the game for the first time, playing through the whole thing in one sitting (with a break for food, mind you, since I’m an adult and won’t let a game be the boss of me) and I’m happy to report, despite some remembered (and not-so-remembered) knocks, Max Payne is still as great today as I remember it being the first time I played it.

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And, Just Like That, I've Lost My Love for Lost | The Pixelated Sausage Show

Not forgetting to unmute their mic this episode, Marc gets it done in one and talks about Lost, Kaichu: The Kaiju Dating Sim, Rick Henderson, Roadwarden, and more on this here episode of The Pixelated Sausage Show. As always, thank you for watching or listening and I hope you enjoy the show. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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I'm an Idiot and I Hate My Shelf | The Pixelated Sausage Show

After forgetting to unmute their mic the first go-round, Marc takes two and talks about Star Trek: The Next Generation, Lost, Thymesia, and more on this here episode of The Pixelated Sausage Show. As always, thank you for watching or listening and I hope you enjoy the show. 

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Someone Get This Kappa a Diaper! | The Pixelated Sausage Show

Marc talks about the future of Pixelated Sausage (read more here), Yellowstone, Stargate SG-1, Live Free or Die Hard, Onsen Master, Time on Frog Island, and more on this here episode of The Pixelated Sausage Show. As always, thank you for watching or listening and I hope you enjoy the show.

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I Pray My Prey Opinion Doesn't Make You Furiosa | The Pixelated Sausage Show

Marc talks about Prey, Mad Max: Fury Road, Stargate SG-1, Die Hard 2, Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?, The Company Man, and more on this here episode of The Pixelated Sausage Show. As always, thank you for watching or listening and I hope you enjoy the show.

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It's Good, Man, But Not Great, Babe: A Rage Review | Attack the Backlog

Hey there everyone! This episode of Attack the Backlog is all about Rage, a first-person shooter where you wake up after spending over a century sleeping in a freezer just so you can do everyone’s dirty work for them, Norm MacDonald not included. P.S. Props to anyone who gets the entirety of this episode's title.

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One Arsonist's Heaven Is Another Arsonist's Hell | The Pixelated Sausage Show

Marc fixed every technical issue this week, exchanging all technical farts for brain sharts instead, leading to the most in-depth Good Lord Bird discussion you'll ever hear. In addition to that very thoughtful conversation, Marc talks about their newfound Eddie Murphy discovery, the moment they realized Jamie Lee Curtis was a woman, and a game where a mouse steals your cheese while a dude in red pajamas takes your book without even a "please." As always, thank you for watching or listening and I hope you enjoy the show.

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You Get a Nut! YOU Get a Nut! EVERYBODY GETS A NUT!!! | The Pixelated Sausage Show

Marc does their best to deliver the goods and remain distraction-free while frames of the non-picture kind start skipping left and right. Thankfully, they're 99.9% sure they figured out the problem and will never have to worry about it again, but for now, for this episode, they (aka, I) apologize for the annoyance. With that out of the way, this episodes sees a shocking discovery about Star Trek: The Next Generation, a scene from Die Hard no one remembers, a game where you play as a dinosaur and do nothing but collect nuts, and so much more. Anyway, that's it and that's all. As always, thank you for watching or listening and I hope you enjoy the show.

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What a Horrible Night to Have a Curse to Golf | The Pixelated Sausage Show

If you like being slowly chased by large balls and games about hunting hedgehogs, you're going to love this episode of The Pixelated Sausage Show. Disclaimer: I don't think there's any actually hunting of hedgehogs in Way of the Hunter, but it worked for the rhyme and that's more important than the truth sometimes. Disclaimer #2: There is never anything more important than the truth, even if lying will net you a lifetime supply of delicious Baby Ruths. Disclaimer #3: Just so we're clear, I'm talking about the candy bar and not babies named Ruth. Anyway, that's it and that's all. As always, thank you for watching or listening and I hope you enjoy the show.

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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Badness Is More Like It | The Pixelated Sausage Show

Marc pisses off MCU fans everywhere this episode by taking a number two on Doctor Strange #2 before gushing over HBO's Watchmen and Regina King respectively. After that, they talk about what they've been playing and how each game disappointed them in one way or another, followed by a few Patreon questions that really got them thinking this week. Anyway, that's it and that's all. As always, thank you for watching or listening and I hope you enjoy the show.

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