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Saturday
Jul222017

The Golf Club 2 Review (Xbox One)

My father found his way on the green in regulation, his confidence high despite being annoyed by his inability to hit the long ball even in a video game, so sure he’d be able to one-putt the green and land himself a birdie since his ball landed a mere 8 feet from the hole. He pulled back on his putter and swung forward. His putt went long, very long. He looked at me, confused, and then returned to the game, pulled back again and swung. This time he was short, very short. He looked at me again, his eyes defeated, silently asking me, “Why my dear son, why is this game treating me like golf does in the real world?” I had no reply and could only watch as it took my father five strokes before his ball finally landed in the cup. Upon seeing his triple bogey appear in his scorecard, my father promptly handed me the controller in a way that said without words, “I don’t ever want to play this game again.”

That was my father’s first and last experience with The Golf Club 2.

Now, I don’t think The Golf Club 2 is bad and it is unquestionably a significant improvement over the previous game, at least on Xbox One (where I played both); however, the biggest problem with the original game still exists with The Golf Club 2: it is, in no way, accessible for casual players. There is no easy difficultly and no assists of any kind for those who just want to relax with a round of digital golf every now and again. This, of course, won’t be an issue for the most extreme golf fans who love a challenge and want nothing more than to devote many hours to learning the nuances of how far back one needs to pull their putter in order to hit the ball exactly 57 feet, but for anyone else, anyone who enjoys golf games for the relaxing, beautiful simplicity they can be, The Golf Club 2 is not the game for them.

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Friday
Jul212017

PSP #386: Summer 2017 Anime Preview (Part 3)

In today's show, Marc spends most of the time, once again (and this time, for the last time), previewing another good chunk of the new summer anime, four more series, including Welcome to the Ballroom (Ballroom e Youkoso), Gamers!, In Another World With My Smartphone (Isekai wa Smartphone to Tomo ni), and Princess Principal, one of which is their early pick for anime of the season. Other than that, Marc talks a wee bit about games, including a sprinkling of Horizon: Zero Dawn and a taste of The Golf Club 2. Anyway, cheers and enjoy the anime-zing(ly dancy) show.

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Monday
Jul172017

PSP #385: Where Marc Makes Orphans and Doesn't Protect 'Em

In today's show, Marc takes a break from all the summer anime to talk about some movies, many of which are old, including North by Northwest and Gone with the Wind. After that, Marc talks about Horizon: Zero Dawn and why, despite some usual open-world faults, it's one of their favorite games of the generation and quite possibly their favorite PlayStation 4 game. Anyway, cheers and enjoy the anime-zing(ly anime-free) show.

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Wednesday
Jul122017

PSP #384: Summer 2017 Anime Preview (Part 2)

In today's show, Marc spends most of the time, once again, previewing another good chunk of the new summer anime, four series this time, including A Centaur's Life (Centaur no Nayami), Dive!!, Made in Abyss, and Love and Lies (Koi to Uso), as well as talking about how they finally caved when it came to Anime Strike (woe is me). Other than that, Marc talks a wee bit about games, including their return to the world of Horizon: Zero Dawn. Anyway, cheers and enjoy the anime-zing(ly lovely, no lie) show.

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Saturday
Jul082017

PSP #383: Summer 2017 Anime Preview (Part 1)

In today's show, Marc spends most of the time previewing a good chunk of the new summer anime, six series to be exact, including Restaurant to Another World (Isekai Shokudou), Katsugeki/Touken Ranbu (Katsugeki Touken Ranbu), and Fastest Finger First (Nana Maru San Batsu). Other than that, Marc just rambles here and there and talks a wee bit about some movies. Anyway, cheers and enjoy the anime-zing(ly freakishly clean) show.

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Wednesday
Jul052017

PSP #382: Where Marc Breaks Your Anime Heart

In today's show, Marc talks about some spring anime for the last time, reviewing both Tsukigakirei and SukaSuka (aka, WorldEnd: What do you do at the end of the world? Are you busy? Will you save us?), and then follows that up with reviews of two fairly new (and fairly different) indie games one might call Aerea and Black & White Bushido (because that's their names). Anyway, cheers and enjoy the anime-zing(ly heartbreaking) show.

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Saturday
Jul012017

PSP #381: The Name's Sick, Big Sick, and Perception is My Game

In today's big show, Marc gets anything but sick talking about a handful of movies, anime, and video games, starting with the conceptually interesting horror game, Perception, where you take control of a young blind woman who is drawn to an abandoned house that has been haunting her dreams (because that's always a good idea). After that, Marc talks about two brand new movies, Baby Driver and The Big Sick, before ending with just a smidgen of anime. Anyway, cheers and enjoy the anime-zing(ly longer-than-usual) show.

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Tuesday
Jun272017

PSP #380: Where Buckaroo Banzai Plays Chess with Ninjas and No One Bats an Eye

In today's show, Marc gets the episode number wrong and then jumps right into the action with two very different indie games: Chess Ultra and Save the Ninja Clan. After that, they talk about a smidgen of anime—including just a wee bit more about Granblue Fantasy The Animation and Tsukigakirei—and then end with a very odd discussion about a very odd movie called The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension. Anyway, cheers and enjoy the anime-zing(ly odd) show.

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Friday
Jun232017

PSP #379: Mining Up a Slimy Storm in Mountain Dew Valley

In today's shorter-than-usual show, Marc talks about Stardew Valley and not much else, other than a smidgen of anime—including more continued praise for Granblue Fantasy The Animation—and a movie about chopping one's own arm off in order to survive. Anyway, cheers and enjoy the anime-zing(ly fruity) show.

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Sunday
Jun182017

PSP #378: Happy Father's Day and My Love/Hate Relationship with the Nintendo Switch

In today's not-so-special special show, Marc wishes their father a very Happy Father's Day and talks about how their father enjoyed part of their Father's Day gift. After that, Marc talks about their rocky relationship with the Switch and how they love it and hate it, sometimes (actually, quite often) at the same time. And then, after that, they talk about a few indie games and a smidgen of anime, including Rocket Wars, Drifting Lands, and Granblue Fantasy The Animation. Anyway, cheers and enjoy the anime-zing(ly father-loving) show.

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