The Pixelated Sausage Podcast #056: iOS 7 Sucks, But Fairway Solitaire Doesn't

I hate iOS 7. Ok, maybe "hate" is a strong word, but, so far, I really, really don't like it; if not for Fairway Solitaire, I'd probably throw my iPad in a corner, never to use it again. I may have talked a bit more about GTAV as well, but my distaste for iOS 7 is clouding my memory. Anyway, if you're feeling extra generous, donate a little money or subscribe to show your support for the site and show(s), it's not free to host the site, the show; to make and record videos, and everything in between. Thanks regardless.

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Grand Theft Auto V: How not to jump off a moving vehicle

Have you ever wondered what might happen if you waited too long to jump out of (or off of) a moving vehicle? Well, wonder no more, because my dumb ass did all the dirty work for you.

The Pixelated Sausage Podcast #055: Grand Theft Auto V vs. Fairway Solitaire

Well, because some dirty son-of-a-bitch sent me Grand Theft Auto V, I can now talk about the game, and talk about it I did; however, Fairway Solitaire HD also received a huge update that only made the game better and, well, I'm not sure which makes me more excited, Grand Theft Auto V or Fairway Solitaire. (There are spoilers for the first few hours of GTAV; you have been warned.) Anyway, if you're feeling extra generous, donate a little money or subscribe to show your support for the site and show(s), it's not free to host the site, the show; to make and record videos, and everything in between. Thanks regardless.

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The Pixelated Sausage Podcast #054: Pizza, Fleshlights, Euthanasia, Abortion, and TMNT, Oh My!

I had no idea what to talk about after a long day of school and work, so I asked Twitter and this is what happened; I hope you enjoy pizza, fleshlights, euthanasia, abortion or TMNT, because that's what you're gonna get with this here show; not all at once, of course...unless that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, you like it. Anyway, if you're feeling extra generous, donate a little money or subscribe to show your support for the site and show(s), it's not free to host the site, the show; to make and record videos, and everything in between. Thanks regardless.

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The Pixelated Sausage Podcast #053: Darkout and Breaking Bad Spoilers

This is the episode where I talk about a little PC game called Darkout, and then go into a rant about Breaking Bad--which is broken up by a phone call! It's short; it's sweet; and it's a podcast you can't beat, so don't even try, because it doesn't matter how strongly you believe. Anyway, if you're feeling extra generous, donate a little money or subscribe to show your support for the site and show(s), it's not free to host the site, the show; to make and record videos, and everything in between. Thanks regardless.

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The Pixelated Sausage Podcast #052: Let Me Tell You a Story

This episode is short and nuts! All I really do, other than utter nonsense for the first few minutes, is read a few of my quick journals and whatnot from one of my classes, so, if you want to hear some fiction--also called bullshit--this is the episode for you! Anyway, if you're feeling extra generous, donate a little money or subscribe to show your support for the site and show(s), it's not free to host the site, the show; to make and record videos, and everything in between. Thanks regardless.

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The Pixelated Sausage Podcast #051: Southland and More Papers, Please

This episode is a downer, especially after the craziness that was yesterday's show. I talk about the TV show, Southland, Papers, Please a bit more (read my review), and how I wish I was in Minnesota right now. Anyway, if you're feeling extra generous, donate a little money or subscribe to show your support for the site and show(s), it's not free to host the site, the show; to make and record videos, and everything in between. Thanks regardless.

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Papers, Please review: yes, please!

When you were a kid, you always dreamed of becoming an immigration officer, right? Of course you did! Inevitably, one thing lead to another and now you're off doing this job or that job, constantly thinking about how much better your life would be if you followed your dreams. Well, thanks to Papers, Please, your dreams can become reality as Papers, Please gives you the power to approve or deny access to the communist state of Arstotzka for whatever reason you fancy!

I know everyone won't think a game where you take the role of an immigration officer will be fun, but, hear me out, because there is more to Papers, Please than just stamping a passport one of two different ways.

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The Pixelated Sausage Podcast #050: Birthday Papers, Please, Ding-Maannn

This is, probably, the weirdest episode to date, and it's all because of Melissa Dingmon and her stupid birthday! If you don't know who Ms. Ding-MANNNN is, well, get out of your caca-hole and follow her on Twitter...and then follow her again...and then again (she's got too many Twitter accounts). In addition to far too many birthday wishes, I actually talk about a few games: Gone Home and Papers, Please, so, if you can stand my weirdness, there's actually something of value hidden in between the extended moments of insanity. Anyway, if you're feeling extra generous, donate a little money or subscribe to show your support for the site and show(s), it's not free to host the site, the show; to make and record videos, and everything in between. Thanks regardless.

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The Pixelated Sausage Podcast #049: The Vita TV...It's a Thing

Sony announced some crazy shit during their pre-TGS conference--like the PS Vita TV--and, well, I just had to podcast all about it. Listen to the show and then let me know what you think about the PS Vita TV; do you think it could be a big as I do? Anyway, if you're feeling extra generous, donate a little money or subscribe to show your support for the site and show(s), it's not free to host the site, the show; to make and record videos, and everything in between. Thanks regardless.

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