DmC: Devil May Cry Review

DmC: Devil May Cry is a fresh take on the Devil May Cry series--some have vocally opposed the changes, but I have always been open to them--mixing familiar mechanics with a new story and some new looks. I have never been the biggest DMC fan--I really enjoyed the first game, never played the second, had fun with what I played of the third and was pretty indifferent regarding the fourth--but I was excited the second I heard Ninja Theory was the studio behind the DmC: Devil May Cry, increasing my expectation tenfold.

For those who don't know anything about Ninja Theory, they are the studio behind Heavenly Sword and the incredibly underrated Enslave: Odyssey to the West--one of my favorite games on this generation. The defining characteristic of Ninja Theory games are fantastic animations and wonderfully told and delivered stories. DmC follows suit with a story that surprised me, making me care about the characters more than I expected out of a DMC game. Is Dante a douche bag? Yes, but only for the first few missions, then he grows into someone who may be a tad cocky (or a lot cocky), but he has a good heart. If you play the entire game and believe Dante is a douche bag throughout; congratulations on living a life without experiencing true douche bags. But there's more to DmC's story than just Dante.

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I want to like Dishonored

If only my appetite for Dishonored was equal to the rats' appetite for human flesh.

But I don't. The stealth is broken and while I know I don't have to play the game as a stealth character, I feel the game pushing me to do so and it is just not fun. I hide atop a vent and try to distract a guard by throwing a glass in a location I want the guard to move to--simple enough, right?--but all the guard does is look and nothing else. What's the point of making sound as a distraction if the guard doesn't give a shit? On top of that, I never know if my hiding spot is visible to a guard or not--I would hide in a shadow and be seen from another room, but then I'd jump on top of a bookcase right out in the open and everyone would be oblivious to be existence. The stealth doesn't make sense and even though I believe I would have fun if I just decided to play without worrying about stealth, I can't bring myself to do it.

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Game of the Year: Fairway Solitaire HD

I know what you're thinking, "He must be joking, right?" The short answer is no, but allow me a bit of elaboration. Fairway Solitaire HD is everything I love in a casual game. I love card games more than most--I carry a pack of cards with me wherever I go--and solitaire, in all its incarnations, is one of my favorite card games; I particularly love Tri Peaks solitaire, which Fairway Solitaire takes and mixes with a tiny bit of golf, thus the name. It's incredibly simple, but the game does what it needs to do extremely well and I'd marry the game if I could/if it wouldn't be weirder than a video game site called "Pixelated Sausage."

I love solitaire, but so what? You're still likely wondering why I picked Fairway Solitaire over all the other games on 2012. It's rather simple: Fairway Solitaire is the only game I play every single day; the only game that has stuck with me for eleven straight months. I have not gone a day without playing a few hands of solitaire in months, dropping well over a hundred hours, probably two-hundred, since I first played the game. Big Fish Games has done a good job supporting the game since launch--I am specifically talking about the iPad version--and cemented its place on the top of my list when daily courses were added, giving me a reason to play every single day; though, I am still a bit annoyed by the continued lack of Game Center support for the iPad version.

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Almost Game of the Year: Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning

I never really paid much attention to Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning during development; I only knew it as that one game by that old baseball player with the bloody sock, but never anything more than that. But then I played the demo, and that immediately made me interested in Reckoning. The game looked beautiful, full of color and with a style that made me think, "So this is what Fable was always trying to look like." And above all else, the combat was incredibly fun and I didn't want to stop playing when the time limit ended. Reckoning went from a game I barely knew existed to one of the games I was looking forward to most in 2012.

The full game did not disappoint, for the most part, and I lost dozens and dozens and dozens of hours in the world of Reckoning. The world created was beautiful--teeming with varied wildlife, bad guys in need of killing and a plethora of side quests--and every area felt different, unlike Dragon Age II--which had the player going back and forth between a small collection of places over and over again. I loved exploring the world of Amalur--finding treasures and all that jazz--and the only thing disappointing about the world was that eventually ended.

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Marvel Pinball: Civil War Review

Marvel Pinball: Civil War is the latest pinball table from Zen Studios. If you're not a comic reader, the Civil War event was one of the biggest comic events in recent memory, pitting heroes against other heroes, pro-registration against anti-registration, as events led to the passing of the Super-human Registration Act, requiring the registration of all super-powered U.S. residents. There's more to the story than just that, but my memory is a bit fuzzy and if that little tidbit interests you, I'd recommend picking up the comics and reading them for yourself.

Anyway, the new Marvel table is themed around the Civil War event and the way the table starts is more interesting than anything else. Unlike other tables, Civil War starts with a multiball, which is meant to illustrate the tragedy at Stamford, CT, which inspired the SHRA. The points earned during the multiball will always be added to your regular score and your highest score is saved, so you can skip the multiball if you believe you can't get a higher score. It's a fun, different way to start a game of pinball and really fleshes out the story.

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Fruitiny Review

Take classic memory cards gameplay, add vibrant, colorful pixel art and intuitive controls, and then you have Fruitiny, a fun new game for iPhone that you can snag for free in its first twenty-four hours after release (that's right now!). Fruitiny comes from the mind of Briano Casotto, a former Ubisoft developer and the sole person behind Totano Corp. Fruitiny is his first game as a one-man band and it's a pretty damn good start.

I find it hard to believe there are many people out there who haven't played a memory card game, but if you haven't, the basic gameplay consists of a certain number of cards placed face down—more cards equals more difficulty—and then you flip cards over for a few seconds before they return face down, where you then attempt to match cards using, wait for it, your memory. That's the basic hook of Fruitiny; however, Fruitiny makes great use of the touch screen by allowing players to swipe across all the cards to flip them over, leaving a second or two to remember card locations, then tap on cards to match two of the same fruit; you can tap on cards to flip them over too, but swiping is much more efficient. As you progress further, more fruits are added, as well as little green monsters that cause penalties if tapped (matching two different fruits causes a penalty too).

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Grand Theft Auto V: Official Trailer #2

What else needs to be said? Just watch the damn video below and get pumped!

Pixelated Radio Not 43: We've Been Robbed

This week's show is not normal. Rob, my lovely co-host, was too sick to podcast and I really don't like leaving the listeners dry for so long (a month without a show is a tad excessive), so I rambled on and on to myself for about twenty-five minutes. All I can say is, I hope you don't grow sick of me after this little show; I simply wanted to give y'all at least a little something and hopefully the statement, "Something is better than nothing," holds true right here.

This is where I talk about the stupid things we do on the show, but since it was only me, there's nothing to report because I am perfect (obviously); though, I did say "In a sense," way too many times. Anyway, I do hope you enjoy the show and, won't you do us a kindness and be our favorite neighbor by rating us on iTunes? (Please do.) And if you're feeling extra generous, donate a little money or subscribe to show your support for the site and show(s), it's not free to host the site, the show; to make and record videos, and everything in between. Thanks regardless. Below is everything we would have talked about if the show happened as planned. (I do touch upon everything, even if only for a second.)

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Darksiders - Ending

Today is an ending kind of day apparently. I've uploaded three new videos for three old games, and I'm posting them here so they searchable on the site and because I damn well feel like it. Anyway, this here game, Darksiders, was my most pleasant surprise of 2010 and, in addition to being a great game overall, I loved the ending--it satisfied me and made me want more at the same time.

BlackSite: Area 51 - Ending

I bet you completely forgot BlackSite: Area 51 existed, right? Remember, it was made by that once famous studio called Midway. Yeah, those were the days. Well, below rests the end to BlackSite: Area 51, a game I didn't hate as much as everyone else; though, I must say the ending is rather abrupt and anticlimactic, ending with far too little excitement for a game about Area 51.