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Monday
Aug112008

Donkey Kong + Legos = Awesome

There's not much to say besides saying that this...is...awesome. I love Donkey Kong and I love legos. Putting these two things together equals awesomeness on Youtube. Linkage of Source = Gizmodo.

 

Friday
Aug082008

A Lancer Replica...for $140

That is obviously a lot of money, but you can get a copy of Gears of War 2 for free when you buy it (or add an extra $10 and get the LE). So it really just ends up being another one of those legendary editions for $140/150. I have no idea who would want to pay for something like this. It is huge and not practical at all...unless you plan on making some low budget Gears film that is sure to suck the big one (and by big one I mean penis), I would not recommend this for you. I mean, honestly, where the hell would you put this thing.

"Trigger Activates Motorized "Chainsaw" Sound and Vibration Feature"

That just sounds like every Gears fan's wet dream! Not to mention it comes with a removable clip and uses the finest of C batteries (not included). What you plan to do with that clip should stay between you and the clip, please do not tell me a single thing...

Linkage of Sausage Shame.

Amazon exclusive Gears of War 2 Lancer

 

Thursday
Aug072008

WiiMotion + ...Your Dignity


I have a big problem with WiiMotion Plus and so should you. To set up where I'll be going with this little article, let me say that WM+ is quite similar to the RROD of the X360. I know that this may sound odd initially and I may get a bunch of Nintendo fanboys all annoyed with their itchy panties, but just sit and listen.

When you think about the RROD issue you think that the X360 came out too early and that rushing to be first ended up leading to their hardware issue. Well WiiMotion Plus makes me believe that the Nintendo Wii came out too early because this is something that should have been included when the system launched. Nintendo is basically saying , "Hey. That current controller doesn't work too well and now we finally fixed it. Here, go buy it and let's split up our own market!" It's disappointing that Nintendo couldn't get this right from the start because it's not like they had to go out and develop new hardware (the Wii really is two Gamecubes together, right).

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Thursday
Jul312008

Portal On Crack With a Side Of Sausage.

This is how you play Portal while under the influence of sausage! So I think this pretty much proves that you should always play Portal while eating sausage. Note: I don't know if he was really eating sausage, but it is a beautiful thought.

...and yes, I don't know what the hell just happened either.

 

Thursday
Jul312008

Why I Officialy Will Never Want a Wii Now

There's really nothing I can say...just do it.

The Wiipocalypse