Congratulations, I hate you! :)
Marc Kusnierz
Just because I have other things to do and can't make it to a midnight launch for GTAIV must I really be punished for that? I go to bed around 11:30pm and can't sleep, but it's not because I'm thinking about how much I want to play GTAIV. I was quietly laying in bed thinking about PAX 2008 and a woman dressed as Wonder Woman randomly handing out rubber vaginas! Why you ask? I have no idea, but I was cracking myself up at the time. I thought about how much fun it would be to take a box of rubber vaginas and advertise for allgames by writing, "Allgames.com...It's better to be in than out". I would then take these rubbery vaginal pieces awkwardness and throw them at the unaware faces or people walking around the shindig.
I did eventually fall asleep; only to wake up a few hours later with the hunger of a fat kid who hasn't eaten anything consisting of carbs, sugars or fats. So I have to get up and get some cereal to quench this burning desire to eat like Oprah while depressed. After doing all that I find myself here, awake at 4:10 in the morning. I am wide awake and won't be getting sleep anytime soon. I do not have a copy of GTAIV, yet I see friends online at xbox.com "Playing GTA IV" and hope they all RROD (not really...well maybe a little). I hate you sleep. I hate you rubber vagina. I hate you fat kid hunger. I hate you Oprah. Most importantly I hate you agn because as of this writing you are playing GTAIV, "First Date - Attempts 1", and I am sadly here, writing this garbage and contemplating what I'm going to do until this afternoon. So yes everyone, I hate you!
Reader Comments (4)
Dude, I feel bad. I thought about you last night, knowing how bad you wanted this game and I was playing it before you. And then reading this made me feel even worse. :(
This game is better than I even thought it could be... just a few more hours man. Not much longer now.
Few hours!?...I still have at least 6 hours to go!
;(
I feel the same way Kush, I don't want to turn my 360 on for awhile. When I was in chat late last night, some of the late owls were saying "hey if you're not playing GTA IV this week, you're off my friends list"
Um.. ow that was powerful.
Most on my friends list = GTA IV
I'm not sure if I should rent it, or buy. *Maybe I might break this rut I've been in for a year..
But I'm not a hardcore GTA fanatic, but some of the ideas it has grabs me. MP sounds like fun, just picturing everyone going crazy; and stuff happens in real-time.
*its almost alot like playing with micro machines, and just running them around
(sigh)